How to...

KISS

LOSE WEIGHT

MAKE PIZZA

GET PREGNANT

GAIN WEIGHT

IMPRESS A GIRL

DOWNLOAD MOVIES



MAKE CHOCOLATE

IMPROVE ENGLISH

LEARN ENGLISH



 

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Probably it all began with a man and his search on how to download movies to learn English so as to impress a girl who didn’t really need to lose weight but was too afraid of the potential to gain weight when she would get pregnant and give orders to her man to make pizza and not make love, and who promised herself she would take time out to maybe improve English or learn to make chocolate and went on to do neither and now wonders how she got here in the first place and then remembered that innocent day in May when she stepped forward for that first kiss.